February 12, 2009

Pushing it


So... let me paraphrase what was written about Maddox on his Daily Report at daycare yesterday:


"Max was very agressive today. He pushed his friends and tried to bite them."


Uh-oh! Sounds like his teachers don't agree with his method of "affection". Hello daycare teacher... Pain = Love.


But for real... this was what was on his paper. I talked to the teacher about it. She said that he opens his mouth and puts it on his friends, but just doesn't bite down. To me, after conferring with Nicole and Nana, this is his way of kissing. For some reason, Pork Chop likes to kiss open mouth. I won't go into sordid detail on who he may or may not have learned this from (Granny You and Grandpa Bish... you are mentioned here for no specific reason), but it is his way of kissing. So, not too worried about this one. Chances of him open mouth kissing you while you are trying to rock him to sleep are in the 95% range. It's a good night when you don't step out of the room and quietly wipe the slobber off your face. But it is endearing and we all love it.


But, the real trouble comes from accusations of him pushing a specific girl named Madeline or from laying on top of all of his friends, not letting them up. Per conversation with teacher, he lays on them until they start crying to get up. I know I would feel differently if the roles were reversed, and he layed on me and wouldn't let me up, but this is really really funny. C'mon... who does that? What a sight that must be... friend falls across the room, Maddox expertly notices and the race is on.... sweet Maddox shuffling as fast as he can go... fallen comrade, sees Maddox in route, struggling to get up before the flop that will pin him for an indefinite amount of time, then ofcourse, the flop... probably a giggle from our sweet boy... then silence, as Max has makes his body limp, in efforts to maximize his weight distribution... AWESOME! I wished I could see it... but the image I have in my head right now is pretty priceless.


And the pushing down of the girl we will call "Madeline"... apparently there is another kid in the class who actually is a bully. He pushes Madeline down all the time. The teachers said they think Max thinks its a game to push her down, because he sees the bully do it. So I will accept this expanation for now. I haven't seen Madeline, but for Maddox to think its fun, she must really put on a show. I wonder if she makes a funny noise when she hits the ground or something. Who knows... maybe she sweaks. Or maybe candy falls out of her hair or something.


That's all for now... just wanted to fill everybody in.

5 comments:

queenbquiltco said...

Ring Ring! Ring Ring!

Cody: Hellow?

Vince McMahan: Hey there. This is the WWF calling. Is Max there?


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Is he too young to learn the atomic pile driver?

debrabain@sbcglobal.net said...

You Bishop's are funny - I knew you would be proud of that grandson!!! He's a natural wrestler. ps. for the record - he pinned me today!

queenbquiltco said...

Granpa Bishop said:

Yo,Cody!

As much as I appreciate Max following in his Granpa B's wrestling shoes, you need to get a handle on this discipline problem. Case in point: Granny You and I were thrown out of Lamaze class for this type of shannanigans. It resulted in three cesaeran births and the rest is history. Love. Granpappy B

queenbquiltco said...

Two bits that Max marries Madelaine. When Jack and I started dating he was wrestling 167 at Loy Norrix High School. He was always trying to show me "his new move." I take full responsibiltiy for him winning
city, district and conferance.

love.

Katrina said...

Codster... time for a blog!